32 BBY: Star Wars Battlefront: Naboo and Kashyyyk missions

So I actually fired up the old processor and reloaded Star Wars Battlefront for this source, making it my second time through this game. Back in August of 2010 I played Battlefront thinking it was Galactic Battlegrounds, and only realized my mistake about 2 hours in to the game.  The Battle of the Grassy Plains, The Rebellion of Theed, and Aggressive Negotiations on Kashyyyk were fun missions where you get to play a battle droid and a super battle droid.  Going through these missions a second time affirmed for me the fun of this game.

What I was reminded of when I played again was that the battle droids in the first two missions were way more agile than the battle droids from the movies.  If the battle droids from the movies could move as fluidly and shoot as accurately as the battle droids from the video game could, the Gungans, and indeed all of the enemies of the Trade Federation, would be in deep trouble. 

Besides being a bit of FPS fun, there really isn’t much to this game.  You can find a YouTube walkthrough here, but it only takes less than an hour to get through the content of these first missions.

I think when I edit and reorganize this chronology project when it’s done I’ll place this source closer to the Invasion of Theed Adventuregame from WOTC.  It’s more in line with that collection of narratives, detailing the un-sung heroes of the Naboo resistance movement who tried to stop the invasion of their home planet.

For my next post I’m going to take a look at Star Wars Episode 1: The Gungan Frontier, but before I sign off I just want you other chronologists who have been following my progress to look over the remaining sources I want to examine before I begin to exit my way out of 32 BBY.  Regarding our conversation Plaristes, this source, I should follow this list (I’m not going to cover Lego infinities), yes?:

Episode I: The Gungan Frontier (video game)

Star Wars Tales: #2: Incident at Horn Station; #8: Bad Business

"Peril in the Ionosphere" rpg scenario in Star Wars Gamer #1

"Save the Mantaris!" rpg scenario on WotC site

The Living Force Campaign: Eye of the Sun Trilogy: 1) A Cularin Presence; 2) The Resistance Within; 3) Revelation and Refutation

The Living Force Campaign: An Uneasy Peace

Star Wars #7-12: Outlander

Jedi vs. Sith: The Essential Guide to the Force: 1) Part Six: Arrival at the Jedi Temple; 2) Part Two: Illustrious Lightsabers

The Living Force Campaign: The Price of Business

Jedi vs. Sith: The Essential Guide to the Force: The Force as a Source of Energy, The Return of the Sith, and The Conversion of Count Dooku

Bounty Hunter (video game)

Jango Fett: Open Seasons

The Living Force Campaign: Between the Worlds Trilogy: 1) TopWorld; 2) MidWorld; 3) UnderWorld

"The Nova Crystal" rpg scenario in GameTrade #10 (available at theforce.net/rpg/magazines)

The Bounty Hunters: Aurra Sing

Star Wars Tales #21-24: Nomad

Darth Plaguies

Until then my friends, may the Force be with you.

32 BBY: Duel of the Fates

Back in June of 2012 I did a write-upon The StarfighterTrap, a forgettable story by Steve Miller.  Most of that post was about my World of Warcraft addiction and how I had just recently beat it.  When I originally read the story I had only an e-source I pulled from the internet, and not the actual print copy found in Star Wars Gamer #1.  I’m sorry I didn’t try a litter harder to get my hands on the original source material.  Star Wars Gamer Magazine (after the Star Wars Adventure Journal) is now my favorite print anthology of Star Wars short stories.  This magazine is absolutely phenomenal.  I regret not collecting them when they were first released in 2000.  I’ve since remedied the situation as I’ve got almost the entire collection minus issues 2 and 3 (thank you eBay). 

That I enjoyed Star Wars Gamer so much is not surprising; it’s the natural heir to the Star Wars Adventure Journal.  I’ve mentioned before in this blog that I’d love to revive the Adventure Journal, and it seems that Star Wars Gamer Magazine was a tacit attempt to do so.   Both works are essentially the same animal.  Last summer I made a few frivolous attempts at looking at how I would go about doing such a thing, creating my own unofficial Star Wars short story / RPG magazine (I talked a little about this in my post on The Tenebrous Way).  Like anything it’d take a bit of work, and more importantly funding, but I honestly think I could get something like this going.  Maybe I should start using AdSense in my blog, and with the money I raise direct it towards my secondary dream of creating a Star Wars fanzine?  I genuinely wonder how Disney would react to such an endeavour – if I actually got it going.  Would they sue the shirt off my back, or would they react like Lucas Licensing did in the late 70’s to the Star Wars fanzines that popped up and turn a legal blind eye to them?  Funnily, even though Lucas Licensing turned a blind eye to these magazines, they still demanded that the fanzines submit their pages for archival purposes.  Though I never read or was familiar with Polyhedron, I suppose I’d like to get something like this going, but just with short stories and D6 stats instead of D20.

Honestly, how does one start to put a magazine together – anyone have any input on this?

Anyway, enough of my crazy schemes.

Duel of the Fates, an RPG scenario from Star Wars Gamer #1, gives fans of the Star Wars d20 system a breakdown, round by round, of the final battle between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul. As an old D6 gamer I often watch the films and try to correlate the actions of the heroes with what I imagine their role-playing-game stats to be.  Before I even saw Han Solo’s character sheet, I knew he had a blaster skill above 7D (It’s actually 9D+1 – super impressive!).  When he tried to tell the Imperial Officers in the Death Star that there was a “slight weapons malfunction” in the detention block, I knew he failed his roll at his con skill.  As me and my old GM used to joke, he rolled a 1 on the uncertainty dice. 

Duel of the Fates gives us gamers those nitty-gritty details we wonder about when we watch the films.

Two things struck me in this source.  Firstly, I was surprised at how out-gunned Kenobi was in this fight.  He’s only a level 6 Jedi Guardian with 38 vitality available (of 52), whereas Maul is a level 12 Jedi Guardian with 63 vitality points (of 120).  On paper, Maul wins this fight 98% of the time.  Secondly, Kenobi makes an awesome roll to win the day.  Even though Kenobi was out-gunned on paper, the Force played a cruel trick on the Sith acolyte, and stood by Kenobi in the end.  Jumping from the pit of defeat, and grabbing his fallen Master’s lightsaber:

“… (Kenobi) then attacks the flat-footed Maul, scoring a critical hit and rolling maximum damage (18 points).  This is enough to reduce Maul to zero wound points.  Adding a bit of flavour, the GM rules that this attack severs Maul at the waist and sends the body tumbling down the shaft” (Star Wars Gamer #1, pg. 47)

The Force was with Kenobi, and always will be.

For my next post I’m going to look at the historical missions of Naboo and Kashyyyk from the Star Wars Battlefront video game.  Until then my friends, may the Force be with you.

32 BBY: Ultimate Missions: Clone Strike

Placeholder post.

32 BBY: Star Wars Saga Annual 2006, Star Wars Annual 2007, Star Wars Annual 2009

I have a copy of the Star Wars Annual 2009 thanks to Plaristes, but I’ve been hesitating on picking up a copy of the Star Wars Saga Annual 2006, which contains a Phantom Menace adaptation, as well as the 2007 Star Wars Annual, which contain in-universe journal entries that adapt the films, including The Phantom Menace.  They are a little too pricey for me right now, but I’ve convinced myself to fork out the money for them, just not yet. In the interim I’m going to make a placeholder post, like I did with the Episode 1 Adventure Games, and back track my way to these sources once I have them.

I’ve also ordered Ultimate Missions: Clone Strike, so I’ll also be making a placeholder post for that source and do a write-up for it once the book comes in.  In the meantime, I’ll move on to Duel of the Fates, an RPG scenario from Star Wars Gamer. Until then my friends may the Force be with you.

32 BBY: Anakin Skywalker & Jar Jar Binks

Continuing with my trend of examining Star Wars children’s books, I have before me Kerry Milliron’s Anakin Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks.  I managed to pick-up these two books for a buck at the annual city wide book sale a few Octobers ago.  No amazon for me this time.

Like most children’s material there is not much to say.  Ken Steacy’s illustrations were neat enough; the only notable thing to comment on is Jar Jar’s truly heroic pose on the last page of his book.  He’s riding a Kaduu armed with a shock staff and fearlessly riding down battle droids- not the Jar Jar we’re familiar with at all.

For my next post I’m going to look at the Star Wars annuals dealing with The Phantom Menace material.  I know I said I was going to do it this post, but upon looking at my post Handling 32 BBY I realized I missed this stuff.  Anyway, until then my friends, may the Force be with you.

32 BBY: Star Wars Episode 1 and R2-D2 Play and Sound books.

Margret Lansing’s R2-D2 and Star Wars Episode 1 play and sound children’s books both go over brief episodes from the film.  Unfortunately, I don’t have a copy of Lansing’s Episode 1, but thanks to Plaristes for providing me with a copy of the R2-D2 play and sound book.

I have a few of these types of books for my children, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is the one I can name off the top of my head.  They’re neat.  When you read the story and get to an icon, you push a button and a sound emanates as a representation of the icon.  For example, in the R2-D2 play and sound book, when you get to an icon of R2 and push the button I assume there is an R2-D2 sound effect (I don't know for sure as I only have a scanned copy available).  The R2-D2 play and sound book details the part of episode 1 where R2 and Anakin hijack a Naboo S1 and fly off to blow up the Trade Federation cruiser. 

I’m not sure which aspect of The Phantom Menace the Episode 1 book deals with, and at this point I’m not sure I ever will.  Sadly, this is the first time in my project where I don’t have some sort of manifestation of the source in front of me.  I don’t want to buy a copy because money is tight with my wife on mat leave right now, plus, I’m not going to get worked up over a pre-school book.  I guess my completionist desire has met its limit in the form of pre-school children’s books.

For my next post I’m going to briefly look at Star Wars Saga Annual 2006, Star Wars Annual 2007, Star Wars Annual 2009, and TPM Pocket Money Treats.  Again, thanks to Plaristes for sharing his copies of these with me.  Until then my friends, may the Force be with you.

32 BBY: Jar Jar's Journey

The animated medium is where Star Wars belongs.  I talked about this in my post on Return – the animated cinematic from Bioware.  In that post I argued that Star Wars would be best served if it moved exclusively to the animated medium.  More could be done and more stories could be told.  I even went so far as to say that I think episodes 1-6 should be re-made into The Clone Wars style of animation, thereby creating a consistent visual story of the Skywalker saga.  Very wishful dreaming on my part, I know, but sometimes I like to think about the logistics of such an endeavour.  If this were to happen there would all sorts of hurdles to jump of course, like whose voicing would be used?  Would the films be best served if all the original voicing from the original actors were used, or – taking into consideration episodes 1-3 – would they be re-done using the voice actors from The Clone Wars series?  Fun questions to think about.

Though I’m excited about episode seven, I’d be more excited if it was going to be an animated feature like The Clone Wars.  Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher could reprise their roles as voice actors, and more importantly, the three stars could appear in the film looking like the older and still heroic versions we are familiar with from the EU book covers.  My greatest fear with episode 7 (among many) is that these three will look too real – too tired, too saggy, and too old.  It’s apparent the three have aged better on book covers than they have in real life.  With an animated feature, the reality of old age need not get in the way.  Whether we’d like to admit it or not, we want our mythological heroes to look young for as long as possible.  An animated film solves this problem.

Again, and in the same vein, the possibility of a live action show is exciting, but I’d rather have an animated show.  The Clone Wars proved that a consistent audience of young and old fans (and by old I mean myself and other 70’s and 80’s children who keep this IP alive) can sustain such programming.   I can’t be alone in my thinking here.  Does anyone else want to see Star Wars move to an exclusively animated medium?  Give me your thoughts.

I bring up the topic of an animated Star Wars because in the source before me, Jar Jar’s Journey, we are presented with The Phantom Menace in cartoon format – and putting aside what this is; namely, a computer learning program for kids – the effect is tremendously cool.  Though I haven’t engaged with the source directly (and I still might, the only thing holding me back is not knowing whether or not my computer will run it), there is a short YouTube video of it here, and the website www.starwarsmedia.com, has a page dedicated to it here. Take a look at these links and tell me The Phantom Menace didn’t just get a little bit better because it was a cartoon. I dare ya!

As it is, I still might pick up a copy.  There are all sorts available on eBay, and I can probably get away with spending 20 bucks or less for it, but even then, the price is little too steep.  I can perhaps justify my expenditure with idea that I may go through the game with my 5-year-old son, but like I said, I’m worried my computer won’t be able to run it.

Accordingly, I think the two links above did well in presenting the essence of the game. So, in the same spirit of Obi-Wan’s Adventures, I’m going to check off this source as ‘dealt with’. 

For my next post I’m going to take a quick look at Star Wars Episode 1 and R2-D2, both children's books by Margret Lansing.  Until then my friends, may the Force be with you.